Coming from a family of 10, I've heard all the remarks possible on big families, received some serious gawking looks at the grocery store, and been told the worries of total strangers on overpopulating the poor planet. (oh how will it cope?)
So before I take to throwing giant squashes at the next peeping tom with their mouth hanging open, I've decided to compile a post, for all those who've been on the receiving end of weird looks & rude remarks on family size, here are...
1. Being referred to as a 'circus.'
"I can't imagine what mornings, shopping, Christmas (etc etc) would look like with your circus."
2. "So have you started a sports team? You might as well put your number to good use."
3. "Do you watch the Duggars? You must be just like them."
4. "Do you get a semi truck to bring your food home after grocery shopping?"
5. "Are your parents having more?"
6. "How do you afford to feed that gang?"
7. "Are you going to have a ton of kids?"
8. "What were your parents thinking?"
9. "Do you get along?"
10 . "Your grocery bill must be through the roof."
11. "Are you catholic? Mormon?"
12. "Oh your poor mother..."
13. "I have a headache just thinking about what you must go through."
14. "Just wait till the teenage years."
15. "Haven't you had enough?"
16. "You do know what causes that, don't you?"
17. "That's so careless! You're single handedly decreasing everyone's quality of life by over populating the planet!"
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Till next time...
-SP
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